Our 1st candidate for glory tonight is from my first soccer game, April 25th. I took a cleat to the inside of my right knee -- from a guy who probably had a good 50 lbs. on me. It's just kind of amazing that he didn't break my leg.
bruise week dos
Our next beauty is from the last week of May. I wish I had a really cool story to go with it -- like I knocked out some Amazon woman's teeth when she shoved her way on the subway one morning. But it ain't so. I stepped out of the way of a woman in my office & ran my hand into a metal hand railing. This one was hot & lasted a long time.
bruise week tres
Our current contender is a swollen, ugly knuckle that makes it painful for me to even walk. That's right, this bitch is my big toe knuckle. I did this 2 weeks ago in a soccer game. I kicked the crap out of a guy, trying to get the ball from him. He was totally asking for it.
We also have a runner up for this week -- I took the full brunt of a hurtling soccer ball to the...wait for it...RIGHT knee. My poor right leg has really taken a beating in soccer.
So, how does your black & blue look this week?
7 comments:
Dang! Good thing the season is over- you need to recover. Will you be in punk rope tonight for other potential bruises and whip marks?
PS cute lil toes!!!
Yeah, I'll have a few weeks to recover before summer season begins. Of course, I'll be at Punk Rope tonight! You can whip me as much as you'd like. ;)
Last night, I went to Aerial Yoga with the other 1/3 of Team Sexy (or 1/4 when Miss Dewey Decimal's in PR) & my feet actually feel much better today from all the stretching (don't worry, I'll blog about the aerial yoga experience too).
They're adorable little piggies, no?
ouch. see, this is why i don't participate in organized sports.
team sexy will be reunited for one night only on july 9. then i will disappear for another 10 weeks of novel writing.
i think this might rival your injuries ...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0617081secrets1.html
ahh, why does it do that?!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/
archive/years/2008/
0617081secrets1.html
that first pic looks like your butt. well it does. not that i've seen your butt. but it looks like a butt.
but good bruising. make a girl proud.
Nope, no thong injuries here, Miss Dewey Decimal. I'll leave that to the (law enforcement) professionals. What a story!
I can't wait for the Punk Rope Team Sexy Reunion, July 9th!
I wish my ass looked that good, hollymay. Alas, just my meaty thigh-just-above-the-knee-area.
I aim to please. This week's installment's gonna have some bizarre beauts.
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